The Return of Double Trouble
It has been months since Jessica and I went out dancing. We’ve both been hibernating all winter, but it warmed up to the 40s yesterday! Around 5 last night she sent a ‘I think we need to go out’ text and I was in complete agreement.
Per usual we both ended up in all black and flannel. I watch the super hero episode of OTH beforehand and did my eye makeup in the style of BabyMama…Urban Decay’s Mildew on the inside and sparkly black on the outside.
Entertaining Jess with my amazing dance moves >_<
I got hit on by some impressively awkward dudes…I feel like I should write a PSA or something because it was just painful to witness.
How to hit on a lady: Think of what you’re going to say before you approach her, be confident (or fake it), introduce yourself, and watch her body language…if she’s not into it, say ‘It was nice talking to you’ and make a swift exit.
DO NOT: Stand super close, wait a full minute before you say anything, tell her you’re a loser multiple times (she will believe you), mumble, and then continue to stand there when she turns away, talks to someone else, and TELLS YOU SHE’S NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING (???). And if she says she’s not interested, do not locate her on the dance floor later and continue to bug her because then you look creepy.
I actually had a guy friend butt into the “conversation” because I looked uncomfortable and then walk us to our car because we were so creeped out.
I love this tank, it says “If You Want to Achieve Greatness Stop Asking for Permission” – had to buy it!
Tank: 57 33
Black tank: F21
Sequin shorts: Karmaloop
Black zebra leggings: Ragstock
Olsenboye Harley boots