Jason Vorhees is ready to party.

I realized I never have photographic evidence of our Wednesday night dance parties, so I made a point to take pictures this week. See that black shirt Jessica is wearing – it’s Miley Cyrus brand. Miley Cyrus, you are not old enough to be wearing clothes like that and neither are your fans!! But Jessica can because she’s a hottie :)

Of course Jessica was half-naked with her hair in rollers when I showed up, so I took some blurry photos in her bathroom while I waited. Shorts + tights + my Bronx goth stripper boots is my favorite summer dance party outfit.

J and I pre-sweaty dance party.

Yes, DT, I like this one better so I posted both haha

And then it was time to D.A.N.C.E!!

Just make your arm movements bigger so they fill the whole dance floor!

At one point in the night I was told that I’m Batman (the hot Christian Bale Batman of course) because I have my shit together…just like Batman.

And I also ended up with a date for Friday night ;)

At 2am we made a Sonic run…

and stuffed our faces with grilled cheese and the best pickles ever!

Look who our carhop was – The Hatter! He was adorable and said we were his best customers that night and yes, he was wearing a giant Mad Hatter style hat and could not skate at all!

Another best night ever – it’s that Double Trouble magic I tell ya!